Tony Abbott: [pays tribute to Gough Whitlam]
Tony Abbott: [tears down everything that Gough Whitlam built up]

Gough Whitlam: introduces Medicare, allowing free access to healthcare for everyone
tone abet: wants to introduce $7 copayment to every GP visit

Gough: gives us our first advisor for women’s issues
tone: supposedly is the minister for women, still not sure he realises they’re human too

Gough: pulls troops out of Vietnam
tone: wants to send asylum seekers there

Gough: introduces free tertiary education
tone: wants to deregulate university fees

Gough: gets rid of the OBE and knighthoods, introduces the OA
tone: brings back knighthoods.

Gough: replaces God Save the Queen with Advance Australia Fair as our national anthem
tone: loudly ignores the line “for those who’ve come across the sea/we’ve boundless plains to share”

Gough: one of the finest PM’s this nation has ever had
tone: wrong lizard. Possibly a dinosaur based on how outdated views are.

Source of text: makaeru.tumblr.com #gough #goughwhitlam

Tony Abbott: [pays tribute to Gough Whitlam]
Tony Abbott: [tears down everything that Gough Whitlam built up]

Gough Whitlam: introduces Medicare, allowing free access to healthcare for everyone
tone abet: wants to introduce $7 copayment to every GP visit

Gough: gives us our first advisor for women’s issues
tone: supposedly is the minister for women, still not sure he realises they’re human too

Gough: pulls troops out of Vietnam
tone: wants to send asylum seekers there

Gough: introduces free tertiary education
tone: wants to deregulate university fees

Gough: gets rid of the OBE and knighthoods, introduces the OA
tone: brings back knighthoods.

Gough: replaces God Save the Queen with Advance Australia Fair as our national anthem
tone: loudly ignores the line “for those who’ve come across the sea/we’ve boundless plains to share”

Gough: one of the finest PM’s this nation has ever had
tone: wrong lizard. Possibly a dinosaur based on how outdated views are.

Source of text: makaeru.tumblr.com #gough #goughwhitlam

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afriet:

dandelion to seed head

I have wondered about this for so long.

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So bloat. Such gas. Very fart. Wow.

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ladyaitch:

I’m falling through a pitch black tunnel, I have to just keep falling until I see the end.

Like a dream, you don’t know how it started and it never really finishes.

No one can really wake me up except for myself.

So, I walked outside for the first time in 7 days today, 6 of those days I spent…

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evannboothh:

Nora in Oakland (by Laurence,)

evannboothh:

Nora in Oakland (by Laurence,)

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Oxford, 2011. In Oxford we saw an old fashioned schoolyard bully fight. It was two against one. The two boys hit him with sticks, knocked him over, stole his shoes and threw them into the brook. They did it very quietly and even he didn’t make a sound. It was a ritual. When it was over they walked back to the buildings together solemnly. Their shirts tucked in, their ties on straight and their socks pulled up. You wouldn’t have known a thing if not for one pair of wet feet.

Oxford, 2011. In Oxford we saw an old fashioned schoolyard bully fight. It was two against one. The two boys hit him with sticks, knocked him over, stole his shoes and threw them into the brook. They did it very quietly and even he didn’t make a sound. It was a ritual. When it was over they walked back to the buildings together solemnly. Their shirts tucked in, their ties on straight and their socks pulled up. You wouldn’t have known a thing if not for one pair of wet feet.

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London, 2011. I don’t know why all little girls don’t have a squirrel as a pet. There is that scene from the most recent Charlie and the Chocolate Factory film where Varuca Salt demands a pet squirrel (in the book it was actually a goose that lays golden eggs but anyway) and I reckon if I was Varuca Salt I would demand to have a pet squirrel too. And I wouldn’t want any of the ponies and the turtles and the puppy dogs that she already has, only the squirrel. Anyway, squirrels are pretty nice and I would like to have one as a pet and I would take it with me everywhere and it would be called Henry.

London, 2011. I don’t know why all little girls don’t have a squirrel as a pet. There is that scene from the most recent Charlie and the Chocolate Factory film where Varuca Salt demands a pet squirrel (in the book it was actually a goose that lays golden eggs but anyway) and I reckon if I was Varuca Salt I would demand to have a pet squirrel too. And I wouldn’t want any of the ponies and the turtles and the puppy dogs that she already has, only the squirrel. Anyway, squirrels are pretty nice and I would like to have one as a pet and I would take it with me everywhere and it would be called Henry.

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